Jessa and Kiah present: Spiffin Defenestration

You're mom is watching a show on HGTV, the people from Seattle have the same color cupboards as Logan, you fall out of your chair.

You have cherry lip gloss; it's the only kind you will use.

You hear a line from an episode, and you can imediatly say what episode it is from.

You know what kind of bike Max rides. Both motorcycle, and regular bike.

After your friend wears a blue hat, the Friday before "Meow" airs, you swear that people wearing blue hats are trying to get you to snap. You do, when you dream you are tied to the bottom of a swimming pool.

You have nightmares in which Dark Angel was pre-empted again. Namely "Female Trouble."

When people want to know something about Dark Angel they ask you before looking it up online.

You have tried to learn how to read barcodes.

You have temporary barcode tattoos.

You have a strange way of finding chickens, ducks, and squirrels funny.

The word, "duck," gives you horrible images.

You can read exteremly bad spelling.

It pisses you off when somebody asks what Max's motorcycle is, or what her barcode number is.

You can find tiny nitpicks very easily, because you pay so close attention to the show.

Your fan fiction muse is the Blue Lady.

Teeth are funny.

Now that DA is cancelled, you feel like someone close to you has died.

You think you are a mutant.

You even have your own barcode.

Everything you see can somehow be related to Dark Angel.

You love all the characters for who they are. They all added something to the show. Yeah, even Asha, so shut up haters!

You've played a game of Scrabble like the one in "Meow."

You have a really FRESH shampoo dance. (okay so I was really hyper!)

On days when the show would be one, you kept checking your watch, because you were sure it was 8:00 or 7:00. (really depended one what episode since Fox kept changing the time. No wonder I was so paranoid I would miss it!)

When an Aztek goes by you yell something about Logan. Sometimes you yell "Cale Wale!" and punch your brother in the arm. Really depends on your mood though, and your parents'.

You tape the commercials, but don't watch them. This way you can watch the commercials after the episode airs and you won't be spoiled.

You honest to Blue Lady believe that you have shark DNA. (Okay seriously, it is 4:16 am right now.)

One the pre-aniversary of the Pulse, you asked your friends what they did. You were using electronic devices and were damn proud of it.

People are always telling you that, "It's not real!" Just shake it off. Breathe deeply. That's better. Ignorant fools!

You have a folder that is completely made up of Dark Angel stuff. Both a folder on your computer and a regular folder

You listen to the soundtrack constantly.

You say phrases from the show all the time without realizing.

Your hobbies include watching DA episodes, reading DA fan fiction, and playing with your clones.

You gave your clones their own names.

You were a 'nomaly for Halloween, barcode and all.

A film case filled with either Tic Tacs or Smarties is your tryptophan.

You keep a Freak Nation flag in your backpack.

During that one episode when Eyes Only came on and said, "Dark Angel will be right back," or whatever, your first thought was, "Oh crap now were going to miss the show!" and you prepared yourself for news.

You describe some people as having a "Mia voice." These would be um, people with a Mia voice.

You often say "Fe'nos tol" to say hello and goodbye to your friends.

The last one reminded you of when Max broke up with Logan.

You are proud to be a freak! Let your Freak Flag fly!

Your very own Kiah is guitly of all above acts of obsessivness. If you have any to ad, please email to the addy on the "contact us" page. You will be credited to any of your submissions.